Tumblr is unique bc like. It’s collaborative shitposting and you can’t opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode
i try to stay evenhanded but man i see fucking red when people adamantly refuse to accept that “futa” porn and one’s reaction to such porn and characters is connected to trans womanhood.
if you’re a transmisogynist and you jerk off to “futa trap herm femboy” art I am legally allowed to manually turn you inside out.
I am tired of scrolling through a fic in the tags. It will guarantee I won’t read it.
It’s not that hard. You can do it on desktop or mobile.
Those three little dots are the way to do a keep reading line on desktop.
Mobile is even easier!!!! You simply put the information in the parenthesis on a line ( :readmore: )
See????
STOP POSTING FICS WITHOUT A KEEP READING!!!!!!!!
To add in, not only is it respectful of your followers dashes, but you’re more likely to get reblogs as readers will not need to be concerned with smacking the entirety of a 8k post across their own followers dashes. More importantly you are also helping people avoid potentially harmful triggers. And no matter the length, NSFW and explicit content should be under the cut to limit the exposure of non-appropriate works to minors.
Wanting to make people read your fic does not override your responsibility as an author.
So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.
Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.
obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible
